Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel. The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning. The guys show up and the guards shoot them. The guys die because the guards used real guns.
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."
The blonde then taped the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
what did the south tower say to the north tower it said: nothing
9/11 joke
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
put on fresh plaster and wall paper
paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Have you ever tried North Korean food?
Neither have the North Koreans.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
