What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
Norm Jokes
In the realm of words, where thoughts take flight, A curious tale, strange as the night, Of Alex Fisher, with love so bizarre, For random Hitler lemons, bizarre but bizarre.
Free Verse, they say, this poem shall be, Unrestrained, unrhymed, flowing and free, Yet how to capture this perplexing love, For lemons and Hitler, soaring above?
Alex Fisher, a soul with peculiar taste, Finds joy in lemons with a sour embrace, And Hitler, a name that evokes dark pain, Inexplicably entwined, like wind and rain.
Randomness, the thread that weaves this tale, No logic, no reason, no rhyme to prevail, For who could fathom this peculiar love, Of lemons and Hitler, below and above?
Yet in the realm of words, where all is allowed, We explore the uncharted, the strange and the proud, And though this poem may bewilder and confuse, Let it remind us, acceptance we must choose.
For love knows no boundaries, no norms to abide, It transcends our expectations, with no need to hide, So let us embrace the quirks that make us unique, For in the tapestry of life, we find what we seek.
So here's to Alex Fisher, with love all their own, May they find happiness, wherever they've flown, In lemons and Hitler, a world so absurd, May their love be a reminder, that love has no words.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
What's the difference between my girlfriend and my sister?
There is no difference.
Do you know where priests go at night?
To all night sale at Boys R Us.
Fat moms.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
I fucc mi brother.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.