No legs jokes
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
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A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
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What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.