What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
