No legs jokes

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.