Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
No Legs Jokes
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
