What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster
What is a doe called with no legs.
•no legged deer.
What do you call a deer with no ears.
•no eared deer.
What do you call a deer with no eye
•no eye deer
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What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs and no body. He will be known as "The Head".
Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why
He had no legs
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
One time there was a happy lil girl then one day her teacher asked how many legs and arms do a pineapple have she said girl: You know those pokey things on it thats how many Teacher says: Thats dumb they have zero. then the next day the girl set a fire in her house and then she burned her legs and arms then she survived went to school then the teacher said i heard your house went on fire and btw you know you don ́t have no arms or legs right the girl said OK then the question the teacher asked yesterday asked the girl again she said what do u call a girl with no legs or arms? the teacher said ANSWER MY QUESTION the girl said OK OK the girl said 13 the teacher said PINEAPPLES DO NOT EVEN HAVE LEGS Then the teacher had to calm down then the teacher said to the girl ask a question whatever u want then the girl said ok and im sorry teacher teacher said its ok i need a break the girl said what do u call a girl without legs or arms someone from the class her name was nia she said a worm she said NO!!! the teacher said CALM DOWN JUST TELL US WHAT the girl said OK then the girl said it.......And yall who is reading my story guess what the answer is before i tell u and btw the girls name is sunny back to story.........she said the answer is A PINEAPPLE then when the teacher was calm she told her to sit down then the teacher read a story The Three Little pigs then the girl went home she got a new house then lived happily ever after
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What has no legs 🦵 and a human body? A human with no legs 🦵
what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs
a baby you cut one off each time
What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares
I have no legs
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes ? Still no idea 😂
what do you call a chicken wit no legs? ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
what do you call a fish with no legs?
f_sh have no legs
What do you do with legs
f_sh have no legs
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH LEGS?
break
