No legs jokes
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Why couldn't the kid play on his laptop?
Because he has no arms and no laptop and no legs and no head and no home and no money and got shot.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.