No legs jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
What do you call someone with no arms and no legs?
A nugget.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.