What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
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A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call a emo with no legs Emobile.
What do you call a dog with no legs? – Doesn’t matter what you call him, he’s not coming.
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
