What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Why did Susie get cut from the soccer team? She has no legs! Who broke into my house by kicking down my door? Not Susie... But she still is in my basement, since she can't run!
where to people with no legs go to have fun? legno land
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call a emo with no legs Emobile.
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you come a dog with no legs? It don't matter what you it, cause it ain't gonna come to you.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Did you see that chinese man with no legs? No I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes. Isn't that the chinese man with no legs fault? Its not like He Go Ann Hi Weh
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
