What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
No Legs Jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
