No legs

No Legs Jokes

Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.

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what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs

a baby you cut one off each time

What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! - HEADASS! here's the real joke:

Imma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, u gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!

what do you call a fish with no legs?

f_sh have no legs

What do you do with legs

f_sh have no legs

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH LEGS?

break

What is a doe called with no legs.

•no legged deer.

What do you call a deer with no ears.

•no eared deer.

What do you call a deer with no eye

•no eye deer

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