No legs jokes
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 馃ぃ馃拃馃悢 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn鈥檛 happy. Why?
He had no legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Why can鈥檛 moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
What do you call a girl with no legs? Sarah.
What do you call an Olympic gold medalist skiing? Not Sarah.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.