What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "Cow."
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What has a head and tail but no legs?
A penny.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs
a baby you cut one off each time
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball? Homebase
What do you call a cow with no legs? Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.. What do you call a dog with no legs? No point in calling, he won't come anyway :(
Why can’t moons walk?
Cuz they have no legs stupid
Why did the girl never go upstairs ? Because she had no legs .
What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares
What do call a girl with no legs...Sarah What do you call an olympic gold medalist skiing... not Sarah
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! - HEADASS! here's the real joke:
Imma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, u gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
what do you call a fish with no legs?
f_sh have no legs
What do you do with legs
f_sh have no legs
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH LEGS?
break
What do you do with a dog that has no legs, - Take him for a drag
What has no legs 🦵 and a human body? A human with no legs 🦵
What is a doe called with no legs.
•no legged deer.
What do you call a deer with no ears.
•no eared deer.
What do you call a deer with no eye
•no eye deer
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