No legs jokes
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What do you call a disabled person that has no legs and likes being alone?
Leaving, walking.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
I have no legs.