A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
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What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
When i saw a kid with fall with no legs i said. Just walk it off
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What has 2 arms but no legs? A crippled women with no more meaning in her life.
what do you call a girl with no legs> unshakeable
what do you call a pedo with no legs? a creepy crawly
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs and no body. He will be known as "The Head".
I have no legs
What do you call a man with no legs? Neil (kneel)
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
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