No legs jokes
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
We have a new member of staff here today. He has no arms, no legs, and no body. He will be known as "The Head."
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
I have no legs.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
A sister told her brother to walk to the store, buy some candy, and watch a movie with her while eating the candy.
But he couldn't walk because he has no legs. He couldn't buy candy because he has no arms. He couldn't watch a movie because he was blind, and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach. Who said he was real?