Black men jokes

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?

From the mace.

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?

Nutella!

Sike, I lied. I like big black men.

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin.