Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?
You feel the rush, but don't look down.
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
I joined the military for the group showers.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Wanna hear a mean joke?
My life.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid? Jimmy is fat.
What do you call a hillbilly girl who's faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.