Worst Jokes Ever
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Travis has baby hands.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
Roses are red.
I smell burnt toast.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Sun.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.