Worst Jokes Ever

What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.

Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?

Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?

They have to see food to eat.

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

Why is the sea salty? Because it is always blue.

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?

"Orange, orange, orange."

"Knock, knock."

"Orange."

"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home base.

Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?

Everybody knows nothing.

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!

Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?

Why did the orphans go to the church?

Because they need someone to call "father."

I unironically shit myself. I am so sorry.

I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.