Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher

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What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

Time

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

Sodomy

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Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.

Circumcision

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Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

Doctor

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Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?

Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.

Astronaut

What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?

"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"