Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow.

Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.

Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?

Then there is me: My life.

My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."

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  • What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?

    Answer: YOUR DAD

    Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

    I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

    Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?

    Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.