Worst Jokes Ever
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Why is your mom's butt so smelly? Cause she wipes poorly.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
One time in the butt. Two times in the butt. Three times in the butt makes a slut hot and wet.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Why did England beat Germany in World War Two?
Scissors beat paper.
Cock.
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."