Worst Jokes Ever
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
So my bus... goodness.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."