Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?

Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.

Friend 1: Eyyy gurl

Me: Hey! (Fake smile)

Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?

6 hours later

Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?

Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?

Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.