Worst Jokes Ever
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Why wouldn’t Mrs. Grapes leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"
A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"
The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"
I work at a bank and an old woman asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
Eeeeeeee
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
"What bus?"
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...