Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
You were born out of your dad.
🤔 What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation 💘 💘 💘 💘 ☺ 😀 👍 👍
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
Little Johnny walked to his parents' room. They were having sex, and Little Johnny didn’t know what that was, so he said, "What are y’all doing?"
The parents replied, "Umm, r-rapping presents!"
Little Johnny said, "Okay," and then left. In the morning, Little Johnny opened his presents. His parents said, "This one is from Santa!"
Little Johnny said, "No, it’s not, y’all said y’all were rapping the presents."
The parents said, "Ohh fuck!"
Little Johnny replied, "What, Mommy and Daddy?" They replied, "Oh, nothing!" "Oh, okay," Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dad's ear, "At least he doesn’t know the truth."
Little Johnny said, "What truth?"
Uhhhh...
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
