Worst Jokes Ever
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
You stink!
I declare war on Gwen!
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.