A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
why do orphans play with barbies so they can have a home :)
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why did the orphan cross the road? To try to find his parents but it was FREAKING USELESS
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
No joke.
