Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

You're so dumb that every time you use the bathroom, you use your shoe to wipe your ass.

Q: Name a murderer?

A: Jews: Hitler. Russians: Stalin. Chinese: Mao. Americans: Bin Laden. Aborted fetus: My mom.

Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?

Because they'll cause a car crash.

Why is an orphan so scared of the dark?

They don't have a dad to check the closet.