Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they can't find the home button.
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
Your mom is so stupid, she got lost in Bed Bath & Beyond and slept on the floor.
I'm in a wheelchair, right, so I've tried everything but one stand up.
It didn't work.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why do orphans only have iPhone 10+?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
