Worst Jokes Ever
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What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
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(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
Wanna hear a joke about cheese? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.