What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
A sign that broadcast television has less impact on the masses: The force-feeding of Kelly Clarkson on network television has yet to impact the large stacks of Kelly Clarkson CDs collecting dust in Goodwill, right next to those James Last LPs.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
What were the webs?
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
QoS.
QoS who?
QoS there me me who me and you.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What did I do with the internet?
Fishermen are the best at networking.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.