Neigh jokes

I named my horse Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!

Why do ponies hate Silento?

Because they neigh neigh too much!

What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.