Neigh jokes
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
A penis has a sad life.
His hair is a mess.
His family is nuts.
His neighbor is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy.
And his owner beats him.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
like if you know someone that is emo.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
