Neigh jokes

I named my horse Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!

Why do ponies hate Silento?

Because they neigh neigh too much!

What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.

Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.

That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor.

Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.