Equine jokes

Donkeys are cool.

What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?

Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D

Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.

What did the horses say to the donkeys?

"Jackasses, please like!"

I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.