I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
is it necrophilia if they die while your having sex and you just don't relise,
thats what happened to my dog
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.
Why is Death the worlds biggest slut? Death gets to fuck everyone.
So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Q.Which game does necro like the most
Into the dead part 1
Whats the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouja board
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died. Now he's into necrophilia.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friends house after hooking up. "Was it hung?" her friend asks. "No he was shot."
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
I love necrophillia - but only if it's consensual!
