What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Q.Which game does necro like the most
Into the dead part 1
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
A necrophiliac woman goes over to her friend's house after hooking up.
"Was it hung?" her friend asks.
"No, he was shot."
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
