Necrophilia jokes
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
