I'd tell a necrophilia joke but they've been done to death.
Why is Death the worlds biggest slut? Death gets to fuck everyone.
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
Whats the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Q.Which game does necro like the most
Into the dead part 1
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
So your wife has died and now she is marginally better in bed than before. If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
How did princess Dianna die? Giving the glove box head.
