Necrophilia jokes
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
What is the Twilight series about?
A girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
I tried to make a necrophilia joke, but it was dead in the water.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
