What's the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
Q.Which game does necro like the most
Into the dead part 1
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
