Necessity jokes
How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Life's too short to want it.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
Humanity.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Community talk
WHERES MY BABY OIL?!?!?!?!?!
Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more
Which of these is essential for your survival?