How is sex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Necessity Jokes
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
