Natural jokes
War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
Why do mountains get so big? They have no natural predators.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
Stephen Hawking didn鈥檛 die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.