So I ran into my Specialist Doctor and he said "pick a star sign, any star sign" so I said "Capricorn " and he said "nah you got cancer".
Random guy: Go suck a D*ck! Me: Nah, i rather suck a 9mm.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
i'd tell a science joke, but i was like, Nah, it would get no reaction.
This guy tried to kill me and i asked "what is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied ": nah, its Halloween"
friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand so it can't stand up.
me: nah it's just two tired.
wanna hear the car joke. nah it's to fast for you.
wanna hear a plane joke. nah it'll just go over you head
wanna hear a construction joke. nah i'm still working on it.
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court.."
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling. The cashier says "If you can grab it, your meal's free.". The man then said "Nah, the stakes are too high.".
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
I have some jokes about popcorn. Nah there too corny.
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
Knock knock "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah it's a penis.
Skeleton puns? Nah...they aren't that humerus.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?" Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?" Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? ...Actually nah you won't get over it
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
