Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Music Jokes
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What kind of band never plays music?
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
