What song do you think was playing at the school pumped up kicks
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about making a horrible sound. The bartender says "Hey, looks like he can't play that!", and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
Jesus is a rock music fan
Because he like 9in nails
What song genre do the national anthems fit into? Country.
Why dont adele swim properly? Because shes rolling in the deep🤽♂️
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school. I had to listen to it at twenty four seven, after that I sang the song the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion but the bullet didn't...
Do u know how i lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D
Why does a cow love music Because it can play a moo- sical instruments
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan't to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots
Person one: What did the Dj name his son? Person two: IDK what Person one: Erik(while making a DJ motion)
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze
Oh God By Dixie Rect
Please Dont Stop By Craven Moorehead
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing Karen Song.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
