Music

Music Jokes

Emo

What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!

Knock knock

You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”

*Apple bottom jeans plays*

Emo

Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?

Because they're always cutting.

Rock

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

Gay

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

Shooter

*School Shooter Walks In*

That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.

Emo

Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't wanna hang out.

Michael Jackson

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Emo

Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?

They're still hanging.