Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked.
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
your favorite artist must be reahana the way ur forehead shnes bright like a diamond
The dark side of kid songs: You got a friend in me..you got a friend in me!
What is love? Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, NO MORE!
emos are weird to me because they dress up all black and you know i dont like that so thats why i dont like it
Why did techno die? They broke his bed
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surrondings?
C sharp minor
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
Which dog is owned by a Kid called ,,Charlie Brown",raps and smokes?
Snoopy Dog
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn
What dose a disabled disco play:
When your legs don’t work like they use to before
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
Oooh, I fall apart Oooh, yeah, mmhmm She told me that I'm not enough, yeah And she left me with a broken heart, yeah She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought
