Music

Music jokes

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

Why did the rapper become a plumber?

Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?

So he could drop some WORDPLAY.

Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?

In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?

To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!