Music jokes
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.