Music

Music jokes

Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?

Because he was packing his rhyme books!

Why did the rapper become an electrician?

Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.

How do you know if a rapper's broke?

When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"