I asked my mum to be in the Paralympics and she said i had to eat more vegetables
ur mum homo
i told my mum the refrigerator was running so she got dressed and ran after it...
Kid: Are you gay? Me: No im straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Me: Want to hear a joke? Friend: Sure Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me. Friend: What's funny about that? Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
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once i sucked my mums titties, most adopted people wont know about that
My mum touch my friend but she wasn’t the she’s only 12
Your momma
The teacher asked,"why are you in school on a saturday?" I told her my mum told me to go to hell.
YO MAMA is soooooo FAT that she was arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK!!!!
Hey mum why do people keep suddenly dying in our family? Mum? Mum? Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
Ya mums ya dad
Yo mama so short, when it rains she’s the last to know!
Yo mama so smelly, whenever she steps outside she pollutes the air!
2 mums hook up! Their daughter comes in the room and says which ones the baby daddy? the "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
my penis is to big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead
Why did the octopus cry ? Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?
