What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin, I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t got killed yet.
Use this roast.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes. When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
harry potter is a movie about a grown adult man with a unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Nether does he
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age. It was really heavy on me.
Why Hollywood doesn't make a good Movie about holocausts? because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters
the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Do you know about the new movie Disney made just for cancer kids? It’s called finding kemo.
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong
Your mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Great news for all star wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
