Movement jokes

What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.

Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was disabled.

Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?

Answer: Beethoven's last movement.

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

What is the hardest part of twerking?

Being black.