Move

Move Jokes

Kid

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

Man

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)

Crush

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

School

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

Comparison

Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

Fat

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Shooter

(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.

(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.

Rape victim

What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?

Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.

Poor

You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"

Number

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Hairline

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Hairline

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

Hairline

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.