Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Its not dead, just afraid to move.
Ur hair line is curved like a moving train
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
How fast does 173 move? Breakneck speeds!
Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
you’re so fat
that ur family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see u
(First Person) :Knock Knock, Who there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, Knock Knock, who there, time to make a move, slayin all then demons and we gotta move in too. (Second Person): Knock Knock, (1st p): who there, let me talk to you, be careful where you stepin out cause you aint bullet proof, Knock Knock, who there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didnt come to hoop.
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
Your hair is so far back you left it at your last address
You’re so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked “Are you moving?”
I see 2 fighting with 3, 'what's going on?' I ask. 5 responds: The numbers are moving on up.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs
You move the chairs
