Morbid Jokes

My favorite thing to do on my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.

I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

there's two types of emo people

1. people that cut side to side

2. and people that cut up and down

the most efficient is up and down

what do you call a depressed emo ,dead

Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.

Race car backwards is race car. Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died

There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.

When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.

In heaven, an angel asks him why.

“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”