why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
What does food and dark humour have in common? Not everybody gets it
What’s the only victimless crime you can commit? Murder, cause there’s a victimless!
All zodiac signs have a hair style but cancer is just a one way thing
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
Friend: how dark is ur humor Me: .....it... Friend: no Me:*smiles*GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!! Friend: why are you like this?
Me: Hey Jim! Jim: I'm now a cannibal. Me: WAIT, JIM! N-
i love my family when there buried alive
*Knock Knock* Whos there? Social Services....
why did brandon's mum chase him with a knife because he dident let her cum first
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
What’s the difference between football and rape?
Women don’t like football
What did one casket say to the other casket? It that you coughin'?
Whats the difference between my basement and my garage one has a pile of babies bodies the other has their heads
what does adam look like the fat ginger baby of boss baby
Why did Paul Walker drown? Because he was to busy carpooling.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest's one what's till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
Q. whats the difference between people and a toilet A. niether does r kelly
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
