What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope
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Q:Do you know why people dont like abortion jokes? A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptyness inside.
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What flour do you give a orphan
Self raising
Steven Hawking said there is no God, Then God said there is no Steven Hawking
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What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
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When you send her a dick pic but then she sends you one right back...
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Teacher: Ok class I'm going to ask a question about your family. Alex: Miss my Dad died In 9/11 Teacher: OH NO IM SO SORRY! Alex: Don't worry miss It was only Dad and besides he did what he wanted before he died. Teacher: What was that? Alex: Flew the plane.
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What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child? She rearranged all the furniture.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
