Moo

Moo Jokes

Cow

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Cow

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the Moo-vie theater.

Idiot

Dogs say woof.

Cows say moo.

Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"

Butt

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The butt.

The butt who?

The butt goes mooooo!

Pig

Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.

Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

Class: A cow says "moo moo."

Teacher: Good!

Teacher: What does a sheep make?

Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."

Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?

Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"

Laptop

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

Cows go moo.

Cow

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

"Deja moo!"