Moo jokes
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
What goes moo? Cow.
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"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What is "moo becanira?"
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says "moo moo."
Teacher: Good!
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
Pokemon
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"