Moo jokes
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What goes moo? Cow.
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Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!