Moo jokes
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
When do cows moo? Moosday.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says "moo moo."
Teacher: Good!
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)