What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Why did the cow say moo..
Because he had to go poo
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
When the cow goes moo and sheep say baaa and the bull says boo
Why was the pregnant cow get mad all the time,it wasn’t in for the moo-d
Knock knock? who’s the there? Cow said, cow said what ? Cow says moo you ding dong
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away.
when do cows moo? MoosDay
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get too the Moo-vie theater
why do cow have babys the moo-ved together
How do cows get there milk the moo market
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
