Moo jokes
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
When do cows moo? Moosday.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
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What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.