Moo jokes
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
When do cows moo? Moosday.
Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says "moo moo."
Teacher: Good!
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Pokemon
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.