Moo jokes
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!