Moo

Moo Jokes

A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?

On the COWch (couch)

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What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”

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It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...

Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.

"Moo!" says the second.

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama! *ROTFLMAO*