Moo jokes
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What is "moo becanira?"
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Where did the cows go to a date?
To the moo-vies!
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...