What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips
What did the cow say to its udders? Hi
Q: What do you call a cranky cow? A: Moooooooody
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch)
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff --- Aaron
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Two cows were hiding.One said:"Moooo" The other one said:"Shut up! We're hiding!"
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
knock knock whos there inturrupting cow inturrupting MOO!
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa, Moo-fasaa
Déjà Moo. the feeling that you've heard this Bull before.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other "I'm cold. Are you cold?" The other cow says "Yeah I'm Fresian".
Cow A:I slept with your sister
Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl
all the other cows:
:O
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.
Whats a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "Calfs"!
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing
What did the cow say every morning Good moorning!!
Why did the cow say moo..
Because he had to go poo
