Moo jokes
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first. "Moo!" says the second.
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
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What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!