Moo

Moo Jokes

Cow

A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?

On the COWch (couch).

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  • Money

    What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?

    - MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS

    Cow

    What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!

    Cow

    Two cows were hiding.

    One said: "Moooo."

    The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"

    Cow

    What did the cow say to the sheep?

    “Moo!”

    What did the sheep say to the cow?

    “That was a bad joke!”

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  • Cow

    What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.

    Cow

    "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"

    Pig

    Teacher: What does a cow say?

    Susie: Moo.

    Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?

    Jimmy: The duck goes quack.

    Teacher: Now what does a pig say?

    Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"

    Beethoven

    Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

    They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.

    Cow

    There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"

    The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."

    Cow

    Cow A: I slept with your sister!

    Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!

    All the other cows:

    :O

    Animal

    I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

    Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

    Welp, that’s it.

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  • Cow

    What's a cow's strongest part of their body?

    Their "calves"!