Moo jokes
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Pokemon
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What is "moo becanira?"
When do cows moo? Moosday.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
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