Moo

Moo Jokes

Idiot

Dogs say woof.

Cows say moo.

Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"

Laptop

Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?

Cows go moo.

Cow

What's a cow's strongest part of their body?

Their "calves"!

Bull

When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"

Money

What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?

- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS

Cow

What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.