Moo jokes
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
Community talk
Wade is cow gender now. And for at least half of the day giraffe gender and at night Batmangender And also pissgender while Batman gender Respect fuck/bags/moo/GIRRAFE/ batman/piss baby’s pronouns because piss baby deserves it so much. Moo is also straight #respectingwadesidentity
Did u know that cows moo in accents. And that there are black apples.