Mist Jokes

I went to catch the fog this morning, I mist.

I'll really mist ya.

It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.

When I mist, I miss.

RIP boiled water.

You will be mist.

Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?

He mist.

You just made a Mist-ake.

Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!

Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?

I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"

I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.

I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.

I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.

Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist.

I tried to catch air once... I mist.

I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.