Misogyny jokes

What’s the difference between football and rape?

Women don’t like football.

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?

Their place.

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

Because they don’t deserve rights!

What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?

A woman!

Why did the woman get raped in the ass?

She assed for it.

I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.

What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.

What do rapists like to suck?

The life out of their victim.

Bros over hos.

What do women and appliances have in common?

If they don't work, hit them until they work.

What do feminists do when they fail at something?

Blame men for sexism and misogyny.

Burn witches and stone whores.

They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.