Misogyny jokes

Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.

Why did God create yeast infections?

So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

If she refuses to suck and threatens to bite, just knock her teeth out. Call it the “Bloody Gummer”.

Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.

What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?

Their place.

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?

Because they don’t deserve rights!

What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?

A woman!

Why did the woman get raped in the ass?

She assed for it.

What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.

I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.

What do rapists like to suck?

The life out of their victim.

Bros over hos.

They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.

How many thots have I bullied?

Three. The rest are dead.

What do women and appliances have in common?

If they don't work, hit them until they work.

I like my women like I like my eggs.

Beaten against a table until her insides come out.

A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.