Misogyny jokes
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
Women.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
I like my women like I like my eggs. Beaten against a table until her insides come out.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
"Hippity hoppity, women are my property."
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
Why did they burn witches back in the day?
Because they were annoying feminists.
I like my women like my coffee—ground up and frozen.
Kill yourself, hoes!
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.