Misogyny jokes
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Women.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights, especially the right to remain silent, because all appliances should be silent.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”