Misogyny

Misogyny jokes

Rape

  • A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.

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  • Rape

  • Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

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  • Woman

  • What do women and KFC have in common?

    After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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  • Rape

  • What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?

    She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.

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  • Rape

  • Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

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  • Feminist

  • Why do feminists eat so much pussy?

    To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.

    Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?

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  • Rape

  • A man was raping a woman and thought the year was 1970, and he exclaimed to the judge later that he was her husband.

    She got sent to the Asylum for Hysteria.

    Wait, what? Was he actually her husband?

    He was a Christian, so that actually meant he was AFTER the rape.

    Wait, what? The Bible doesn't say that.

    Actually yes, it does, and marital rape was legal until 1990.

    WAIT WHAT? That's not funny.

    I'll tell ya what's funny, that you think the women have nothing to complain about.

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  • Kitchen

  • Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.

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  • Property

  • What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.