Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
A: You slap her.
What do women and KFC have in common?
After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.