Minor jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
I groomed 2 minors today.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.