Minor jokes
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
I groomed 2 minors today.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.