Minor

Minor Jokes

Piano

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

Paedophile

What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?

Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.

God

Why does God hate me?

Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.

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  • Sex

    What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.

    Chord

    You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.

    But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.

    And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.

    Mozart

    Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

    All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.