Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Lorne Armstrong
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
