Why does Newton don't cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he want Minecraft to be REALISTIC
Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
It's not Minecraft
It's Ourcraft
Clash Royale=CR Angry Birds=AB Minecraft=MC Talking Ben=TB Clash of Clans=COC🤨
How I Punch my Brother:Wooden Sword How he is it telling Dad:Diomand Sword How hard my Dad is gonna punch me:Warden Punch
What happened after technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS????
(doesnt have bossbar)
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft: Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Why dont communists like Microsoft? Because its Minecraft instead of ourcraft
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft
Technoblade: Speedruns Life
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can't defeat Cancer!
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!!
You know why emos get excited playing minecraft? They see a creeper
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now
i wanna die cos i lost my horse on minecraft
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
Why do Orphans not build houses in minecraft? because they want it to be it realistic
what flowers do orphans use... self raising flower