WHY DO U CANT EAT CERAL
BECASUE YOUR DAD NEVER CAME BACK FROM GETTING THE MIK!!!
I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.
one day i asked my mom where kids came from--- she said the man who went to the milk store
5 years later he came back--- and left again
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.
It made sour milk.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
knock knock whos theres condensed condensed who condensed milk
Knock Knock
How’s there?
Milk man
Milkman who
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
Why do orphans have dry cereal Because they're still waiting on the milk
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
kid: aye mum imma do somthing dad could never do mum: and that is? *kid walks out* *kid comes back in with milk* mum:imma beat ya ass
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅
Cow A:I slept with your sister
Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl
all the other cows:
:O
oh he needs some milk!
U better get used to having dry ceral cuz ur dad aint never bringing the milk back.
Where do cows go to entertainment.
The MOOOOvie theater
What does five dicks sticking out of the glory holes and five udders both have in common? they are ready for milking
