What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?.... Micheal Phelps can finish a race
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?
The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite town? Boise.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
