What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
you are able to travel to the anime world, believe me michael jackson did it
Three men die the same time and I'll go to heaven to go find St Peter St Peter says to them is going to be a long journey to heaven so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives we'll start with you Michael since you were quite the womanizer you and cheating on your on your wife multiple times you will be getting a Toyota the man embarrassed left in the Toyota Nolan you you were better you cheated on your wife twice so I will give you a Mercedes now for now as for you mark you never cheated on your wife you are an absolute saint so I will be giving you a Lamborghini and the Man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car and he and the Man in the Toyota what the hell is going on and the Man in the Lamborghini says I was through streets of Heaven and so my wife riding in roller skates
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar? Milk-hee-hee way
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in michael Jackson's bed
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit? Hee-Heegypt
What's brown and in a babies diaper?
Michael Jacksons hand
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love", so take that as you will.
Oh Lois,that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when i was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled, Thats a THRILLER.
Miksi michael lähti limusiinistä ulos
Hän näki alastoman pojan
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
